Thursday, December 9, 2010

LeBron James buys huge Miami mansion


LeBron James is obviously a selfish jerk who only cares about his own fame and fortune. But like every other living breathing human being, he needs a roof over his head and a place for other people to make him delicious food.

James isn't planning on leaving Miami anytime soon, no matter how many losses the Heat rack up in the early going. So he bought a house. In case you were wondering, it is extremely nice.

The specifics, from FXRealty.net:

Yachter's Paradise. Bayfront, contemporary, 6BR, 8.5BA, 12,178 SF 3-floor estate has water views from every room. 2nd floor has living & dining rms, gourmet kitchen, wine cellar, paneled library, great room w/bar & home theater. 3rd floor has balconied master suite with 2 baths and dressing rooms plus 3 bedrooms, guest suite and guest house. State-of-the-art A/V, security, lighting, exclusive amenities, infinity pool and bar, 3 wetbars, summer kitchen, generator and concrete dock for two 60 ft yachts.

The Miami Herald reports the house cost him $9 million and that it's ballerific.

The 12,178-square-foot estate, at 3590 Crystal View Ct., has six bedrooms and eight and a half bathrooms and boasts water views from every room. There's a wine cellar, library, home theater, three-car garage and guest house. Outside, there's an infinity pool and bar and a dock that can fit two 60-foot yachts.


AllMiamiRealEstate.com paints an even prettier picture.

The 1st floor has a handcrafted, mahogany paneled library, living and dining rooms, bayfront Great Room with custom wet bar and Nana Wall wood-framed wall system that opens the Great Room to the terrace for a continuous indoor/outdoor space, a gourmet kitchen with mahogany cabinetry, two granite countertop islands, commercial-style Wolf gas range, three ovens, two Bosch dishwashers, two Sub-Zero refrigerators, breakfast area, custom-made wine cellar, magnificent laundry room with two washers and two steam-dry dryers, opulent powder room with gold leaf and Nacar Dorado on walls and fossil encrusted marble countertop, custom theater with all-leather seats, acoustical panels, private bar, bath and seating area.
On the 2nd floor, the grand bayfront master suite has covered terrace and private sundeck, His and Hers white onyx baths with Duravit, Hansgrohe, Kohler fixtures and Victoria Albert Napoli freestanding tub. On the same level, there are three more bedrooms with private terraces and balconies, decorator-designed bathrooms with gorgeous marbles, custom-made closets, and a mini bar with Sub-Zero and microwave. There is also an impressive guest suite with two walk-in closets, marble bath with free-standing tub and two separate sink consoles. Pass through a large two-story breezeway to access the private balconied guest house with a lofty foyer, gracious bedroom complete with mini bar with Sub-Zero refrigerator and microwave, large walk-in closet and soothing Ming green bathroom, and free-standing tub.

LeBron-James-bashes-Trent-Dilfer-on-Twitter




LeBron James is a sensitive soul, so sensitive, in fact, that his thin skin extends to other star athletes who are getting criticized. The two-time NBA MVP was watching "SportsCenter" the other night when he saw NFL analyst Trent Dilfer(notes) breaking down Peyton Manning's(notes) recent disappointing performances. As Manning has thrown eight interceptions in three straight losses, Dilfer obviously wasn't too complimentary with his remarks.

So fired up was LeBron about this, that his thoughts stretched out over two Tweets. (140 characters can't hold him!):

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Cavaliers probing Heat’s signing of James



Cavs owner Dan Gilbert has hired a law firm to investigate whether the Heat violated NBA rules in their recruitment of LeBron James.By Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
Dec 1,



CLEVELAND – The Cleveland Cavaliers have poured hundreds of thousands of dollars into a high-powered Midwestern law firm to investigate their suspicions that the Miami Heat broke NBA tampering rules while pursuing LeBron James(notes), and owner Dan Gilbert has privately vowed he won’t relent until he has a thick binder of findings to drop on the desk of the NBA commissioner, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

The NBA won’t launch an investigation into a tampering case without a formal request from a team, but sources say Gilbert’s plan is to give commissioner David Stern a detailed case that includes meetings, phone calls and contingency plans that date as far back as 2008. Gilbert will implore Stern to use his powers as commissioner to get access to phone records and testimony of key people surrounding Heat president Pat Riley, James and others potentially involved.


Gilbert will spare no expense to uncover whatever evidence he can to take to the league office, two sources with direct knowledge of the probe told Yahoo! Sports. The law firm staff includes several former prosecutors with backgrounds in investigating and constructing cases, sources said.

Prior to the start of free agency on July 1, no Miami Heat representative – including star Dwyane Wade(notes) – was allowed to discuss with James the specific circumstances around Wade, Toronto’s Chris Bosh(notes) and James joining together with the Heat.


[Rewind: Gilbert attacks James in letter]


One focus of the law firm’s probe includes an alleged Riley-James meeting in Miami in November 2009, and a meeting of James’ inner circle with Wade in Chicago in June 2010, sources said.

Riley, James, Wade and Bosh have denied there was a predetermined collusion in the historic free-agent binge, although the players have admitted to discussing the possibility of playing together as far back as the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.

When approached about the story on Tuesday night at Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena, Gilbert declined to answer questions from Yahoo! Sports.

As one league source told Yahoo! Sports: The Cavs are “determined to get everything out there. They’re not letting go of this. They’re not going to just let this die.”

Potential penalties for tampering could include front-office suspensions, fines and losses of draft picks. Many teams are suspicious of the league office’s desire to investigate these kind of cases because of the potential embarrassment to the league.

This revelation makes for one more dramatic storyline to James’ return to Cleveland on Thursday night. Gilbert escalated Cleveland’s fervor over losing James when he issued a scathing email about James on the night of the two-time MVP’s television decision. For that diatribe, Stern fined Gilbert $100,000

LeBron compares himself to Brett Farve




LeBron's football follies: Favre comparison, heckled by Browns fans
By Kelly Dwyer



If you needed any further proof into how out of its gourd LeBron James'(notes) marketing "company" is, here is your latest example. James has now taken to likening his situation to that of Brett Favre's departure from Green Bay. Because that turned out so well.

And it's an insight into how little Maverick Carter has prepped this guy for how life works in the real world, and what people actually think of LeBron these days.

Rather despised, around the sporting world, LeBron? Just find the only guy in sports with a lower favorability rating than you, and dream up your own comparison to the guy just because you feel guilty about leaving Cleveland Cavalier fans in the lurch.


Via Pro Basketball Talk and the Huffington Post, here is what LBJ said to the Associated Press Monday while in Wisconsin to play the Milwaukee Bucks:

"Brett (had) great years here in Green Bay, and any time a great competitor like that leaves, no one wants to see that, but they've done a great job of regrouping with Aaron Rodgers and I believe that Cleveland will do the same," James said.

Come on, man. COME ON. So many of those.


Nobody likes Brett Favre, LeBron. Any time the guy takes a hit in a football game, the entire Internet chortles with unabashed glee. And while it's nice that you feel guilty and are hoping the Cavs find their own Aaron Rodgers, this isn't really helping a city whose main concern is finding its own Aaron Rodgers-type for its football team, much less basketball outfit. I think you became familiar with a few of these fans the other day (from the New York Post):

The pack of 30 Browns fans, who were in town to see their team take on the Dolphins, chanted, "Traitor, traitor," inside the restaurant Saturday night, and were asked to leave. The rowdies waited outside to continue harassing former Cavalier James, who was forced to sneak into his car to avoid a confrontation. James' reps didn't get back to us.

Also, LeBron? When you're in Los Angeles to play the Lakers or Clippers, try to refrain from comparing your situation to that of Mel Gibson's. Or Fatty Arbuckle's, even.